February Down, March Up

So it's been quiet on the Hyperliving front lately, but it hasn't been quiet at all on Slang Editorial, where I seem to have found a way to get back to pummeling the internets with useless bullshit on music, basketball and world movement.

In March for Hyperliving I am looking into ways to "restore" myself. I'm beginning with the master cleanse:

[below is taken directly from here]

The Master Cleanse Recipe

The Master Cleanse works just how it sounds; you consume primarily lemonade for the entire time you're on the diet. So the recipes for the diet itself are fairly simple. You should drink a minimum of 60 oz of lemonade a day, but can drink more if you like. You can also drink as much water as you want. I suggest you consume your body weight in ounces of water.

Below are two different recipes. The first is for a single serving of the master cleanse lemonade. The second will make 6 servings

#1 (single serving):

* 2 Tablespoons of organic lemon Juice (about 1/2 a Lemon)
* 2 Tablespoons of Organic grade B maple syrup (not the commercial maple flavored syrup you use on pancakes)
* 1/10 Teaspoon Cayenne pepper powder
* Ten ounces of filtered water

#2 (60 oz. daily serving):

* 60 ounces of filtered water
* 12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
* 12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
* 1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder



Now I say straight out that I am not the sort of person who EVER does things like this for "restoration", or anything else. But i've had a few friends do it lately and I feel like, eh, why not give it a try. My plan is to go seven days and I've nearly finished the first.

So far, I am very very very hungry.